From B-O to P-O

So, an $816 billion dollar stimulus package that is leading the way to ‘change’ and economic stimulus (which will totally be ‘stimulating’ the public parks system by DOUBLING it’s $2 billion dollar annual budget-remind me…how many people work there?)….and by buying a new fleet of energy efficient cars for the government (I guess it helps prop up the failing auto makers since all the other money didn’t help and regular people can’t afford to buy a new car so, somehow the government should buy itself some?) ….and by giving HUGE amounts to ACORN since they did  such a bang up job in the last election of registering Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck……the list goes on and on and what I fail to see in this is how it jump starts the economy. 

Really, what is happening right now is even comical.  We have appointed cabinet members who are being put in place to oversee financial matters and they can’t seem to pay their own taxes.  We are told that the BO administration is getting rid of special interests where the special interests seem to have written this bill.  It’s like a massive joke and this country is about to get just what it asked for. 

After all the talk of ‘change’ during the election campaign…BO has chosen to give the economy more of what GW was already giving it in his lack of judgment and his desire to look like he was bi-partisan.  He ran an administration that was not true to the conservative ideals of fiscal responsibility…..he WAY over spent….so BO, in talking about change decided to be even MORE fiscally irresponsible???  Ok, WHAT??  And at the same time, he is ‘restoring’ America’s place in the world be offering to meet Arab terrorists (because he wants change and after all, there have not been any major attacks on US soil since 9/11 and we just can’t have that….we need CHANGE).

So, we continue on the road to ‘change’ by going the same direction….just faster….and giving overseas tax payer funded abortions and buying cars for the government and meeting with terrorists….ok, but what about the economy??  Well, with all this money spent with no oversight (which is very different from the last time we spent the money with no oversight since we are in the midst of ‘change’), I guess we are going from BO to PO because when you are PO you can’t afford the OR.

Get it??

It’s a LIMITED time offer…..vote now!!!  What is this incredible offer you ask?????  Well…………………..

He slices…..He dices……He chops…..He increases spending WHILE lowering taxes…..He pulls our troops out WHILE NOT surrendering…..He respects the troops WHILE refusing to go visit them……He votes against the Iraq war WITHOUT even being in the Senate…..He identifies with the common man WHILE holding fundraisers with the Hollywood elite……He is for taking care of the children WHILE advocating for abortion…..He gets all the experience he needs for the Presidency WHILE running a campaign to BE President…..He denounces the years of George W. Bush WHILE advocating the placement of some of GW’s cabinet for his OWN cabinet…..He manages to be an “incredibly articulate” speaker WHILE never seeming to be able to actually say what he means…..He promises to take care of this country’s constitution WHILE calling it’s lack of wealth redistribution a huge flaw…..He brings back America’s place in the world WHILE travelling and telling the world he is a citizen of the WORLD…..He says he is for an undivided Jerusalem WHILE backing out the next day and after earlier toasting terrorists….He advocates stopping terrorists nations BY talking to them (I wonder if you can talk while someone is shoving a bomb down your throat)….He believes in freedom of speech AS LONG as you aren’t being mean to him, his wifey, his campaign, or his itty bitty feelings (and you agree with him….then you can talk all you want)…He advocates for fair elections WHILE backing fraudulent voter registrations…..He leaps tall buildings in a single bound (oops…got confused…sorry).  Who is this messiah???????  The AMAZING BO!!!  For the AMAZINGLY LOW price of 1 day off work!  BUT WAIT…that’s not ALL you get…..

If you RUSH RUSH RUSH to your local polling place.  IF you hurry there within the next 5 days, you will also get……….JOE BIN BIDEN!!.  Joe is the AWESOME blunderer who never met a flip flop he didn’t like.  He is just like BO and can’t seem to say what he really means.  But don’t worry, the media will be glad to help you understand what he REALLY meant.  Joe the incredible patriot who wants YOU to pay more taxes-since it’s patriotic-while not feeling the need to donate to charity himself!!  Joe, the advocate of the common man (EXCEPT JOE THE PLUMBER).And what is the price for all THIS?????

YOUR WALLET and YOUR FREEDOM!  It’s an amazingly LOW LOW price to pay for a perfect utopian society!!  RUSH RUSH RUSH.  BUT WAIT….if you call now, ACORN will help you vote for BO 20 times in 4 states!  Show your patriotism in SPADES…..HURRY HURRY HURRY……this incredible opportunity expires in only 5 days.  Don’t miss!!

When it seems to good to be true…..??????????????????