It’s a LIMITED time offer…..vote now!!!  What is this incredible offer you ask?????  Well…………………..

He slices…..He dices……He chops…..He increases spending WHILE lowering taxes…..He pulls our troops out WHILE NOT surrendering…..He respects the troops WHILE refusing to go visit them……He votes against the Iraq war WITHOUT even being in the Senate…..He identifies with the common man WHILE holding fundraisers with the Hollywood elite……He is for taking care of the children WHILE advocating for abortion…..He gets all the experience he needs for the Presidency WHILE running a campaign to BE President…..He denounces the years of George W. Bush WHILE advocating the placement of some of GW’s cabinet for his OWN cabinet…..He manages to be an “incredibly articulate” speaker WHILE never seeming to be able to actually say what he means…..He promises to take care of this country’s constitution WHILE calling it’s lack of wealth redistribution a huge flaw…..He brings back America’s place in the world WHILE travelling and telling the world he is a citizen of the WORLD…..He says he is for an undivided Jerusalem WHILE backing out the next day and after earlier toasting terrorists….He advocates stopping terrorists nations BY talking to them (I wonder if you can talk while someone is shoving a bomb down your throat)….He believes in freedom of speech AS LONG as you aren’t being mean to him, his wifey, his campaign, or his itty bitty feelings (and you agree with him….then you can talk all you want)…He advocates for fair elections WHILE backing fraudulent voter registrations…..He leaps tall buildings in a single bound (oops…got confused…sorry).  Who is this messiah???????  The AMAZING BO!!!  For the AMAZINGLY LOW price of 1 day off work!  BUT WAIT…that’s not ALL you get…..

If you RUSH RUSH RUSH to your local polling place.  IF you hurry there within the next 5 days, you will also get……….JOE BIN BIDEN!!.  Joe is the AWESOME blunderer who never met a flip flop he didn’t like.  He is just like BO and can’t seem to say what he really means.  But don’t worry, the media will be glad to help you understand what he REALLY meant.  Joe the incredible patriot who wants YOU to pay more taxes-since it’s patriotic-while not feeling the need to donate to charity himself!!  Joe, the advocate of the common man (EXCEPT JOE THE PLUMBER).And what is the price for all THIS?????

YOUR WALLET and YOUR FREEDOM!  It’s an amazingly LOW LOW price to pay for a perfect utopian society!!  RUSH RUSH RUSH.  BUT WAIT….if you call now, ACORN will help you vote for BO 20 times in 4 states!  Show your patriotism in SPADES…..HURRY HURRY HURRY……this incredible opportunity expires in only 5 days.  Don’t miss!!

When it seems to good to be true…..??????????????????

“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”
– Norman Thomas, Socialist Party Presidential Candidate in 1940, 1944 and 1948, co-founder of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).

Sounds like he knew what he was talking about.  Maybe we weren’t that dumb in 1948 but we are plenty dumb now when all the people who don’t even really remember the USSR are excited at the prospect of socialism.  Well, BO has made his intentions clear and I am taking him at his word!

Per BO in 2001:

“I think where it succeeded was to invest formal rights in previously dispossessed peoples so that I would now have the right to vote, I would now be able to sit at the lunch counter and order [and] as long as I could pay for it I would be OK. But the Supreme Court never ventured into the issues of redistribution of wealth and sort of more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society.”  He called it one of the “tragedies” of the civil rights movement and when on to say, “a tendency to lose track of the political and community organizing and activities on the ground that are able to put together the actual coalitions of power through which you bring about redistributive change and in some ways we still suffer from that.”

Well, of course the BO camp came out and said that isn’t what he “meant”.  For someone who is well spoken and “clean and articulate” like Biden said during the primaries, he never seems to say what he means or be around people that he agrees with and his wife suffers the same illness….remember….it was recently the first time she was proud of America.  We are electing a President who hates this country.  We should be PROUD.   Remember the words of none other than Thomas Jefferson…

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. — Thomas Jefferson