It’s a LIMITED time offer…..vote now!!! What is this incredible offer you ask????? Well…………………..
He slices…..He dices……He chops…..He increases spending WHILE lowering taxes…..He pulls our troops out WHILE NOT surrendering…..He respects the troops WHILE refusing to go visit them……He votes against the Iraq war WITHOUT even being in the Senate…..He identifies with the common man WHILE holding fundraisers with the Hollywood elite……He is for taking care of the children WHILE advocating for abortion…..He gets all the experience he needs for the Presidency WHILE running a campaign to BE President…..He denounces the years of George W. Bush WHILE advocating the placement of some of GW’s cabinet for his OWN cabinet…..He manages to be an “incredibly articulate” speaker WHILE never seeming to be able to actually say what he means…..He promises to take care of this country’s constitution WHILE calling it’s lack of wealth redistribution a huge flaw…..He brings back America’s place in the world WHILE travelling and telling the world he is a citizen of the WORLD…..He says he is for an undivided Jerusalem WHILE backing out the next day and after earlier toasting terrorists….He advocates stopping terrorists nations BY talking to them (I wonder if you can talk while someone is shoving a bomb down your throat)….He believes in freedom of speech AS LONG as you aren’t being mean to him, his wifey, his campaign, or his itty bitty feelings (and you agree with him….then you can talk all you want)…He advocates for fair elections WHILE backing fraudulent voter registrations…..He leaps tall buildings in a single bound (oops…got confused…sorry). Who is this messiah??????? The AMAZING BO!!! For the AMAZINGLY LOW price of 1 day off work! BUT WAIT…that’s not ALL you get…..
If you RUSH RUSH RUSH to your local polling place. IF you hurry there within the next 5 days, you will also get……….JOE BIN BIDEN!!. Joe is the AWESOME blunderer who never met a flip flop he didn’t like. He is just like BO and can’t seem to say what he really means. But don’t worry, the media will be glad to help you understand what he REALLY meant. Joe the incredible patriot who wants YOU to pay more taxes-since it’s patriotic-while not feeling the need to donate to charity himself!! Joe, the advocate of the common man (EXCEPT JOE THE PLUMBER).And what is the price for all THIS?????
YOUR WALLET and YOUR FREEDOM! It’s an amazingly LOW LOW price to pay for a perfect utopian society!! RUSH RUSH RUSH. BUT WAIT….if you call now, ACORN will help you vote for BO 20 times in 4 states! Show your patriotism in SPADES…..HURRY HURRY HURRY……this incredible opportunity expires in only 5 days. Don’t miss!!
When it seems to good to be true…..??????????????????
